Thorpacolypse wrote:Hey, female jobbers deserve equal rights, too, scc. They have every right to suck as much as any male jobber.
Wow you could go in a lot of directions with that comment.
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Thorpacolypse wrote:Hey, female jobbers deserve equal rights, too, scc. They have every right to suck as much as any male jobber.

scc wrote:Thorpacolypse wrote:Hey, female jobbers deserve equal rights, too, scc. They have every right to suck as much as any male jobber.
Wow you could go in a lot of directions with that comment.If this was posted on J Mart I could say something but Jab has a classy thread.







Jabroniville wrote:scc wrote:Thorpacolypse wrote:Hey, female jobbers deserve equal rights, too, scc. They have every right to suck as much as any male jobber.
Wow you could go in a lot of directions with that comment.If this was posted on J Mart I could say something but Jab has a classy thread.
I figured I lost that honour when I described 60% of the women I posted as "like [blank], but WITH BOOBS."



Jabroniville wrote:
IRON MAIDEN (Melina Vostokoff)
-Iron Maiden ("Runnn too thaaaa HIIIILLLLS!") was created for the same one-shot "Marvel Fanfare" issue that Wrangler was, forming a gang to beat up The Black Widow. They of course failed, despite her awesome name, and pretty cool appearance and concept (covered completely in notched armour, she was one of the only Power Armour/Martial Artist hybrids I've ever seen. I can't even think of another.) She's PL 8, and pretty tough, being able to knock Paladin around for a bit (he complained about Asp's costume- which he was wearing to disguise himself as a lady- having no padding against her hits), but ultimately still a Jobber. Unlike most of the Jobber Ladies Superia took on, Iron Maiden is actually one of her lieutenants, and actually maintained a position as a henchwoman. Of course, once Gru was gone, so was Maiden, until a "Thunderbolts" issue used her as one of the random disposable Jobbers captured by the T-Bolts during "Civil War". Totally a character that needs to get used more.


Jabroniville wrote:
OK, so that's not just a colouring mistake (her outfit's supposed to be that colour)... then why can you see her bare feet?


Goldar wrote:Thank you, thank you, thank you for doing a profile on Pink Pearl, one of my favorite characters!!
(No, am not a chubby-chaser, but just like the character!)
I think you did a good job on her stats. Being a fan and having read all her appearances, I would put her STR at a "4" instead of a 3. She did hold Aurora and the circus owner lady at arm's length for some time and each woman was about 140-150 pounds. This is exceedingly hard to do with a weight 1/10 of what she did. If I had to guesstimate how much Pearl could lift, I would say between 500 pounds and 800 pounds. I would also make her a definite PL7 if not an 8 and her Punch a PL7/8 as well (maybe +2 or higher Power Punch?) She did KO Aurora and Northstar. We really don't know if she is super-super-strong, but she is far stronger than even an athletic, well-exercised male and she is very tall and very heavy. (Look at her standing next to others in the comics, or the sound she makes as she approaches.) I think she could beat some heroes includeing the New Mutants levels!
For someone so large, Pearl is quite quick and agile. I think her AGI should be a "4" as well as her Presence. I mean, people actually gasped when they saw her coming in AF #109. After all, she is a sight to behold.
Pearl also has demonstrated amazing leaping ability, both in Alpha Flight 22 and her follow up in #109. Not sure how high to make her Leaping, but it definitely is an ability she has. She appears to leap at least 25 feet into the air easily. She does this as she is fighting a still-tied up Aurora in AF 22. Also, Pearl bounces very well, as her appearances have shown, so this may be tied in to her Fatty-Fatty-Boombalaty power. If so, I would make all her stats under here possibly a "3". She has very good body protection (she passed out from shock of the knife hitting her chest, not from fear or injury. She only has a scar from that incident.) Her mass is increased and her bouncing is probably a good 25-40 ft.
I think your Iron Maden is right-on target and Pearl should be able to go toe-to-toe with her.
Not trying to criticize Jabroniville, but only to help out. Hope you don't mind. After all, this big gal Pearl is one of my favorites!







Jabroniville wrote: ... Wow, okay I had no idea she was so powerful. I've only read her "Stratagem" appearances, and she was just a background character in there (most of the other Powerhouses at least threw punches- all Pearl did was help "wishbone" Paladin while he was already beaten). None of her bios mention Leaping, just "Above average strength and durability." I'll modify her stats to reflect this, though as a villain with only three separate storyline appearances, she's still not gonna be TOO bad-ass.
Thanks for the help, though- the more info I can glean on these people, the better.




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