May I suggest that the moderators be tasked with moving questions that blatantly don't belong on the above forum onto the "General" forum, so that they can be answered by the unwashed masses instead of wasting Steve's valuable time?
Some people obviously do not read the guidelines, and some questions could easily be laid to rest by the experienced members of the general forum.
Personally, I would set a post-count limit so that anyone who hasn't posted on general an arbitary number of times couldn't actually post to the Official Rules forum. Thus forcing them to ask their question in the general area before moving on to torment Steve.
But thats just me - I'm a bit of a Tyrant when it comes to boards moderation...