Angels Sang out
In immaculate chorus
As down from The Heavens
Descended...
Chuck Norris
PL: 20 (690)
abilities: (240)
STR 50 DEX 50 CON 50 INT 50 WIS 50 CHA 50
Combat: (80)
+20 init, +20 ATK, +20 DEF (+10 flat-footed)
+20 DMG (unarmed)
saves: (15)
TOU +20 FORT +25 REF +25 WILL +25
Skills (25)
Jack of all trades +25
feats (119)
ambidexterity, animal empathy, assessment, Benefit 20 (Chuck Norris), connected, contacts, diehard, eidetic memory, fearless, fearsome prescence 25, fighting style: Chuck-will-kill 51 (accurate attack, acrobatic bluff, all-out attack, blind-fight, chokehold, critical strike, defensive attack, elusive target, evasion 2, fast overrun, favored enemy: anything immune to crits, grappling finesse, hide in plain sight, improved aim, improved block, improved critical 19, improved defense, improved disarm, improved grab, improved grapple, improved overrun, improved pin, improved sunder, improved throw, improved trip, instant up, master plan, power attack, prone fighting, quick draw 2, ranged pin, seize initiative, stunning attack, startle, taunt, takedown attack 2, ultimate roundhouse, uncanny dodge, weapon bind, weapon break), inventor, luck 10, move-by action, track, trance, well-informed
Powers (211)
immunity +24 (age, starvation, sleep, life support, critical hits, fatigue effects, mental effects) (29)
impervious TOU +20 (20)
impervious FORT +25 (25)
speed 20 (20)
quickness 11 (11)
superstrength +16 (feats: groundstrike, shockwave, superbreath, thunderclap) (36)
variable power "Chuck Norris facts" +10 (70)
costs
abilities 240 + combat 80 + saves 15 + skills 25 + feats 119 + powers 176 = 690 pts

FACT: Chuck Norris will get to be in any game he wants, and the GM will not say no.

FACT: Chuck Norris will NEVER appear in anybody's game, because nobody plays Chuck Norris. not even Chuck Norris