THE RHINO (Power Level 8)
Real Name: Alexander J. “A.J.” Tharivol
Height / Weight: A gentlemen never asks and a lady never tells (5’8” / 205 lbs.)
Hair / Eyes: Greasy black / Vomit green
Place of Birth: Rotterdam, the Netherlands (August 1, 1988)
First Appearance: New Vindicators #13
Biography: They sat around the campfire, watching as Axeion frantically attempted to extinguish his marshmallow. His exaggerated movements caused the flaming sweet to fly from the stick he was waving excitedly. Fortunately, Taegan blocked the gooey incendiary with his forehead. “Laddie!” exclaimed Rush. “Are ye all right?”
“Fine…” growled the Grecian as he massaged the point of impact. He pulled away his hands, wiping away the remnants of the conflagrated confectionary and his companions were not surprised to find no sign of the burn remaining; Taegan’s healing powers were an incredible thing to behold; really, it was one of the many reasons the trio looked up to him and respected them as they did.
Then again… perhaps respect was too strong of a word.
“That was high-larry-us!” exclaimed the Rhino. “Meezers has never seen such a humorous sight!”
“I’m glad I could entertain,” Taegan said dryly, rolling his eyes at his cohort. “All right, so… whose turn is it now?”
The group had marked their graduation with a camping expedition. Tomorrow morning, they would all return to their respective nations- Greece, England, Scotland and the Netherlands; only three short months remained until these long time friends would find themselves teamed up with each other, competing in the Trials on American shores.
They had opted to whittle away at the hours by the time-honored tradition of telling tales around the campfire. Axeion’s story had been a blow-by-blow account of WrestleMania 23, including a shockingly decent rendition of Default’s ‘the Memory Will Never Die’.
Rush had told a scary story about a Vanir abducting couples in a rural Indiana town; Taegan had the distinct feeling he had seen a similar story in an episode of Supernatural.
His own tale had been one about The Faces of Bélmez; he had blended fact with fiction, turning an account of the actual happenings into a tale of ghosts seeking vengeance on the homeowner for covering up the murder of his son.
That left only the Rhino left to weave his tale… and Taegan braced himself for the worst. “This is the story of a boy,” began the young man, idly stroking his unshaven chin. Axeion and Rush would have been sitting on the edge of their seats… if they were sitting on seats. Instead, the pair sat on the ground, looking across the fire expectantly. “But not just any boy… a boy who could turn into rhinocerosi!”
“Oh, God…” begged Taegan, silently praying for a quick and painless death to help him escape what he knew was coming.
“I suppoooooooose…” the Rhino said, leaning back and swiveling his head idly in an attempt to create suspense, “that this young man’s name was… Eric.”
“Eric?” thundered Taegan. “Your name isn’t Eric!”
“Who said this was a story about ME!?”
Taegan blinked repeatedly. “This is a story… about a boy… who can turn into rhinos. How is this story not about you?”
The Rhino leaned around the fire and cupped a hand over his mouth to whisper to Axeion. “Meezers is gunna let youzers in on a little secret: this story is about me.”
“Ooo!” said Axeion excitedly, as if he hadn’t deduced that yet. “Am I in it?”
“Of course not!” exclaimed the Rhino, as if scandalized by such a question. “This is going to be a good story! Any story worth reading would leave you out completely!” The Rhino steeled himself up and looked down his nose at his companions. “Our story begins the day Eric was born to a pair of traveling circus clowns.”
“Clowns?” Taegan asked. “I’ve met your mom, A.J.- she’s a baker! And you’re father was a member of Europol!”
“Suuuuuure, my parents are bakers and super-secret spies but ERIC’S parents are clowns. Now shut up and let me tell meezer’s story!”
Taegan folded his arms across his chest, enduring the rest of this tale with a glare that articulated his agitation.
“Now, Eric’s parents’ names were Jürgen and Bürgen and their last name was Clürgen which is definitely not Tharivol, which mine is.” He accentuated this point with a smile that flashed off his crooked teeth; the Rhino had a morbid fear of dentists. “Now, Jürgen was a Neo-Sapien who could turn into any animal he had ever seen. He was more than a clown, he was an entire menagerie! People flocked from far and wide to watch him parade out as a giraffe or an elephant or a chupacabra-”
“For the last time, A.J., there are no such things as chupacabra-”
“I KNOW WHAT I FREAKIN’ SAW!!” The Rhino took a moment to calm himself before continuing. “Anyway, one day they were making their way through their native homeland of the Netherlands and there was a terrible storm. They were performing in Maassluis that night when they received word that the Maelantkering was malfunctioning and couldn’t close. Rotterdam was in danger and the circus folk turned to Jürgen.
“They knew that Jürgen could turn into a whale or SOMETHING to push the gates to close and save the world! Unfortunately, Jürgen had never learned to swim. Actually, no- he was scared of the water. Yeah, see, Jürgen had watched his parents… Dürgen and Fürgen Clürgen drown in a TRAGIC sluice accident. So, he was too terrified to go anywhere NEAR the water and save EVERYONE from the flood. So, it fell on Eric.
“Trying a rope around his waist and trusting that he had his father’s powers, Eric PLUNGED into the waters in the Nieuwe Waterweg and he transformed. In the chaos, he could turn only into Rhinoceros Unicornis- more commonly known as the Indian Rhinoceros –which EVERYONE who matters KNOWS is an excellent swimmer. With its great strength Eric pulled the gates closed and saved everyone! And then they named him mayor… The end!”
Taegan fell over laughing, unable to contain it anymore. Rush looked at him oddly, then back to the Rhino with curious eyes. “Is that really how you got your powers, laddie?”
“Of course!” exclaimed the Rhino.
“Of course not!” thundered Taegan between burst of laughter. “How can you even ask that!? You know that A.J. lies about everything! You can’t trust a word that comes out of his mouth…”
Axeion scratched his head. “Er -if that’s not how you manifested your rhino powers… how did you?”
“An excellent question!” exclaimed the Rhino. “You see, I was once just a scrawny high school kid who lived with his sickly aunt and uncle. I was always being picked on, but all that changed one day on a field trip when I was bitten by a radioactive rhinoceros…”
NEW VINDICATORS: Para Bellum
In an attempt to save some of his students from the Church of Genetic Purity, the Aurelius teleported Kitten, the Damned and Breeze to the New Vindicators Academy of Europe. There, he revealed his intention to train Kitten as a mage- having noticed the talent in her and citing her loose relation to himself.
They were greeted by two instructors at the school- Fey and the Rhino. Recognizing that magic was a potent weapon against Apocatastasis, the Aurelius began to teach all five students to channel arcane energy. Taking them to the Astral Plane to see what form their magic took, he watched as the Rhino displayed a talent for conjuration- specifically in healing magic.
STR 10, DEX 10, CON 10, INT 12 (+1), WIS 16 (+3), CHA 12 (+1)
SKILLS: Bluff 4 (+7), Knowledge (popular culture) 4 (+5), Language 1 (Dutch [base], English, Luxembourgish), Notice 4 (+7), Sense Motive 4 (+9), Profession (teacher) 3
FEATS: Challenge 1 (Bluff [Conversational Paralysis]), Distract 1 (Bluff), Equipment 1, Talented 1 (Bluff/Sense Motive), Teamwork 1
POWERS: Magic 8 (Healing 8; Alternate Powers: Blast 5 [fire; Extras: Area {cloud, +1}], Create Object 8, Environmental Control 8 [hamper movement], Nauseate 5 [Extras: Area {cloud, +1}, Obscure 8 [visual], Snare 2 [Extras: Area {burst, +1}, Constricting {+1}, Duration {Sustained, +2}], Super-Movement 1 {Dimensional Movement}]; Drawbacks: Power Loss [when unable to speak or gesture, -1 point]), Shapeshift 10 (Flaws: Limited [rhinoceros, -2])
Equipment: comm. link, Vindicators Uniform (+2 Toughness, Immunity 2 [cold and heat])
COMBAT: Attack +2, Grapple +2, Damage +0, Defense +2 (+1 flat-footed), Knockback -1, Initiative +0
SAVES: Toughness +2, Fortitude +2, Reflex +2, Will +9
Abilities 10 + Skills 5 (20 ranks) + Feats 5 + Powers 82 + Combat 8 + Saves 10 = 120 points
Dante Thao, Gwendolyn Llewelyn, Joan Okafor, Luther Okafor, Mikayla Garrison, Nicholas, Rembrandt Van Benthuysen