Leela scores a 28 on her Acrobatics check
Fry scores a 19 on his Acrobatics check
Bender scores a 22 on his Acrobatics check
All three heroes start the fight on their feet, with Fry in the middle.
Other Leela is the closest to them, about 10 feet away from Fry.
Other Fry is behind other Leela, about 20 feet away from Bender.
Other Bender is on the other side of the box from our heroes, about 25 feet away from Fry with the box and the chair it’s on between them.
Nobody’s surprised (or rather, everybody’s equally surprised).
Initiative:
20 Leela (2 HP)
20 other Bender
18 Fry (3 HP)
17 other Leela
17 Bender (2 HP)
9 other Fry (1 HP)
Leela is the first to react, leaping into the air and throwing her signature flying kick at the opponent who is obviously the most skilled, deadly, and all-around dangerous—herself.
“Hee-oh!” Leela’s doppelganger was somehow able to predict her move and reacted quickly, blocking the attack with her arms. Spotting an opportunity, Leela drops into an off-balance position, trying to get the other Fry to take the bait…
The gold-plated other Bender reacts almost as quickly as Leela, to everyone’s surprise. He doesn’t take the risk of advancing toward the newcomers, instead lashing out with his extendable arm. Fry doesn’t even notice the attack until it’s too late, but the other Bender still misses by a mile, cracking the floor in the process.
“Leela! Watch out! They’re just like us!” Fry shouts helpfully. Still, his shout just serves to remind Leela and Bender how hard they have to work to keep him from getting killed.
Recognizing Leela’s off-balance posture as bait for an attack, the other Leela calls out
“Fry, don’t!” Still, that kick did leave her a bit vulnerable, a fact that the pink-hair cyclopean beauty takes full advantage of. As she leans forward and throws a powerful punch that catches Leela full in the face, leaving the formidable warrior momentarily dazed.
Seeing that golden fruitcake trying to hit Fry pisses Bender off, and he returns the favor, smashing his fist into the other Bender’s door, almost knocking it off of its hinges.
Missing the meaning of the other Leela’s warning, the other Fry takes careful aim and blasts that purple-haired monster who would hurt her. Both Leelas easily dodge
Leela charges other Leela. Other Leela’s Uncanny Dodge feat keeps her from being flat-footed, but a 21 attack roll still hits. She rolls a 13, which fails by 6—enough to leave her stunned. We don’t want the most important antagonist stunned yet, so we’ll use GM Fiat to re-roll; natural 9 becomes a 19 for a 24 total. Other Leela is unharmed. Leela takes a -2 penalty to Defense (for her charge), but gains a Hero Point.
Leela surges and uses the standard action to trick other Fry with her Acrobatic Bluff. She gets an 18, he gets a 7 and is tricked. If he attacks her and misses, he’ll have to make another attack roll against other Leela due to her Redirect feat.
Other Bender uses his Elongation to make a melee attack against the flat-footed Fry from his starting position. He rolls a natural 1 on the attack roll, and recoils his arm as a free action.
Fry spends a Hero Point to use his Inspire feats, granting Leela and Bender a +5 bonus to attack rolls, saves, and checks for a round.
Other Leela Stunning Power Attacks Leela for 2. She gets a 20, which easily hits Leela’s lowered Defense. Leela rolls an 15 on her Fortitude save, which fails the DC by 1 point and dazes her.
Bender attacks other Bender with his Elongation and rolls a 26, easily enough to hit his own Defense. Other Bender rolls a 25 on his Toughness save and takes an injury.
Knowing that there’s no other way he’ll hit her, other Fry takes a full-round action to aim, then surges to take a -4/+2 aggressive stance and attacks Leela with his blaster pistol. Taking into account her Elusive target, he rolls a total of 4 and misses her. Because of the trick, he rolls again against other Leela, getting an 8. Due to his aim and stance, other Fry’s Defense falls to 7 for a round.
20 Leela (3 HP)
20 other Bender (1 injury)
18 Fry (2 HP)
17 other Leela
17 Bender (2 HP)
9 other Fry (1 HP)
Leela blinks and shakes the hair out of her eyes, taking a moment to steady herself before she continues the attack.
Angry about being hit, other Bender forgets about Fry and throws a return punch to his own counterpart, shouting an unintelligible babble of angry syllables. Bender only laughs at his own ineptitude as the punch slams into his hard head with no noticeable effect.
“C’mon Leela!” calls Fry,
“you’re way better than her! Except that you’re the same!”The other Leela scoffs and throws a soft left jab—just a trick to enable another mighty punch right. Leela knows her own tactics well enough, however, to duck down beneath the correct fist.
Still laughing, Bender lashes out at his doppelganger again.
“I got yer back, Fry buddy—Gah!” he adds, as the other Bender fails to dodge into his punch, as he predicted.
Turning to Fry, the other Fry counters him with spectacular eloquence:
“Nuh uh! The real Leela is way better! And your Bender looks stupid!” Strangely, his naïve confidence in their abilities encourages the other Bender and Leela to press on.
Leela is dazed, but spends her shiny new Hero Point to cancel the fatigue she’d otherwise suffer from the surge.
Other Bender attacks Bender, rolling a 15 which hits. Bender rolls a natural 20 for a total of 38.
Leela missed out on the bonus last time by being dazed, so Fry spends another Hero Point on Inspiring again. Leela and Bender retain their +5 bonus for another round.
Other Leela feints Leela as a move action, getting a total of 12; I give Leela a +2 circumstance bonus to recognize her own tricks, and she gets a 31 on her roll and is not fooled. Other Leela then All-Out Power Attacks for 2. She rolls a 14 and misses.
Bender attacks other Bender and rolls a natural 1.
Other Fry spends his Hero Point to negate the fatigue from his surge and fires at Fry. He rolls a 5, which misses. He uses GM Fiat to Inspire, granting other Leela and other Bender +5 bonuses to attacks, saves, and checks for a round. This also gives Leela a Hero Point.
20 Leela (3 HP)
20 other Bender (1 injury)
18 Fry (1 HP)
17 other Leela
17 Bender (2 HP)
9 other Fry
Seeing just the opening she needs, Leela shouts a bold
“Hee-yah!” and smashes her foot into the other Leela’s abdomen. She follows it with a quick
“Hyah!” as she smashes her elbow into her opponent’s face and knocks her to the floor. Accept no substitutes.
“Uh oh,” says the other Bender, thinking it may be time to flee. Still he makes a token effort of throwing a super-strong punch in Leela’s direction.
“Way to go Leela!” shouts Fry, turning and firing his blaster at his own double.
“Yeah, way to go Leela,” Bender calls vaguely, more concerned with hitting the golden robot while his back is turned.
“Leela! shouts the other Fry, firing on Leela, who dodges back. The other Fry’s laser blast is close, and singed hairs float to the ground, but Leela remains unhurt.
Leela takes full advantage of Fry’s Inspiration to Power Attack for 4 (the maximum she can because she can’t more than double her damage bonus), rolling a 22. The other Leela rolls a 19—normally enough, but earns a bruise thanks to the Power Attack. Leela surges to attack her again, rolling an 18 for another hit. Other Leela rolls an 18, failing by 6, which stuns her thanks to the bruise. The knockback for that is 50 feet, which is a bit much for this situation and these characters. Let’s just call it 5. She rolls an 18 on her Toughness save vs. the knockback damage, which means she takes another bruise from hitting the floor.
Other Bender attack’s Leela, rolling a 7. He misses.
Fry attacks other Fry, rolling a 5. He misses.
Other Leela is stunned and can’t act.
Bender attacks other Bender, rolling a 23. Other Bender rolls 30 and is unharmed.
Other Fry attacks Leela, rolling a 4. He GM Fiats to re-roll, scoring Leela yet another Hero Point. He rolls a natural 9, which becomes a 19 to yield a 20—he actually hit! Leela rolls 23 on her Toughness and is unharmed.
20 Leela (4 HP)
20 other Bender (1 injury)
18 Fry (1 HP)
17 other Leela (3 bruises)
17 Bender (2 HP)
9 other Fry
The most dangerous foe down for now, Leela sets her sights on the man who just
shot her. She charges and leaps into the air, performing her signature kick again. While Leela herself took such an attack easily, the same is hardly true of Fry. Her boot hits him square in the face, and he flies back to smack into the wall behind him. He rolls to the ground and the weapon slides out of his hand.
“Leela…” he says softly.
“Professor! Amy! Even Zoidburg!” cries the other Bender. With the other Leela and Fry down, and himself damaged already, he’s not sticking around. He scampers out of the room.
Fry levels his weapon at the other Leela.
“Stay down,” he pleads.
“Unh,” she replies, lifting her head—but then she sees her fallen companion.
You!” she shouts and throws a kick of her own. Fry fires on her as she charges past, but misses the enraged other Leela. She throws her own flying kick, with her own
“Hee-yah!” but misses, her foot catching only the air as Leela rolls under her.
Bender considers for a moment leaving the parallel Leela to the others so he can work on looting, but decides against it. He’d have to deal with them being mad. He can always loot later. He throws an incredible punch into the center of the other Leela’s back. The weapon falls from her hand as she smacks into the wall and falls on top of Fry. Neither seems ready to move any time soon.
Leela spends her new Hero Point to negate the fatigue from surging again. She charges other Fry, Power Attacking for 4. Crit! That’s a toughness DC of 28, which other Fry can’t make. He rolls a 14, which is a failure by 14 and staggers him. Leela doesn’t need any more Hero Points. The knockback from that is 5,000 feet—let’s let that one be 10. Fry rolls a natural 1 on his Toughness save vs. knockback damage, which is a failure by 25. He’s down for the count.
There’s nobody between other Bender and the door. He can’t move all-out, since there is a door in the way, but he can double move and get about 50 feet out of the room.
Fry readies an action to fire at the other Leela if she makes a hostile move.
Other Leela stands up and charges Leela, which sets off Fry’s readied action. He rolls a 14, which misses. Leela gets yet another Hero Point, as other Leela had to surge for that. She Power Attacks 2, getting a 14, which misses.
Bender All-Out Attacks other Leela for 3, hitting her with an 18. She rolls an 11 on her Toughness save and is staggered. Knockback is 1,000 feet—let’s call that one a 10, too. She rolls a 3 vs. the Knockback damage DC of 25—she’s down.
20 Leela (4 HP)
20 other Bender (1 injury)
18 Fry (1 HP)
17 Bender (2 HP)
“Yeh heh heh heh,” laughs Bender,
“we weren’t so tough. So, time for lootin’? We know where we keep all the good stuff.”“There’s a time for stealing things, Bender,” says Leela, looking over the fallen forms of the alternate Fry and Leela,
“and this isn’t it. That other Bender went looking for help, and we can’t fight everyone in this universe. We better go back and, y’know, guard that box. I say we don’t tell the professor we came here, OK?”And with that, Leela hopped in the box.
“Ah, what does she know!” cried Bender.
“How to protect us from the scary evil twins,” answered Fry following Leela through the box.
“It was a rhetorical question!” Bender shouted after him. But now he could hear the sounds of others approaching the door.
“Oh… Fine then!” he snarled as he too, jumped through the box, closing the lid behind him.
FINAL RESULT
Parallel Bender - fled
Alternate Leela - unconscious
Other Fry - unconscious
"Evil" Twins defeated!
Victory for Fry, Leela, and Bender!
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